Altruistic, warm, even-tempered some would even say loving; these are all phrases that have in the past been used to describe our illustrious leader Mr Duncan. Prior to ‘the accident’ he was indeed hailed by many to have the most extensive collection of witty quips this side of the Tamar. The resulting phobia of cheese and tattooed dwarves has, however, enabled him to concentrate on building the business into the success it is today.

BCU level 2 coach
RYA powerboat instructor
BASP first aider
North Sea Survival Trauma Medic
BSAC Open Water instructor
Safeguard Tier 2

When not utilising his years of experience in the outdoor education industry managing the centre at Swanpool he can be found charming nuisance flies from neighbours kitchens with his uncanny knack for imitating the song of mythical birds.

BEd (hons) Physical Education
RYA Senior Sailing Instructor
RYA Advanced sailing instructor
RYA Safety boat Certificate
RYA Powerboat instructor
NARS Beach Lifeguard
BSA Level 1 Surf Instructor

He is easy to miss and indeed to trip over due to his diminutive physique. As a result he has also proved to be the most resilient member of the team as of course you would when constantly being trodden on by normal sized humans. He came to us after a short stint working as Upsy Daisy’s stunt double on ‘in the night garden’ but had to resign when Iggle Piggle wrongly accused him of damaging the Ninky Nonk in a joy riding incident.

REC First Aid Level 2.
BCU Level 3 Sea Kayak Coach.
BCU Level 3 Open Canoe Coach.
BCU FSRT Provider
BCU 1st Aid Trainer
BCU 4* (In-land Kayak) Leader
RYA Intermediate Powerboat with Safety Boat.
RYA Dingy Instructor.
RYA Day Skipper Theory.
BSAC Snorkel Instructor.
NVQ L2 in Activity Leadership.

Tony’s is one of those irritating people with a natural flare for watersports. When not impressing the general public with supernatural talents he can be found expressing his joy for life in general through the medium of modern dance.

RYA Senior Sailing Instructor
RYA Safety Boat Certificate
RYA Start Windsurf Instructor
BCU Trainee level 2 coach
ASI Level 2 Sup Instructor

Sam recently rejoined the Elemental UK team after what was apparently a very disturbing short term contract working for ‘The Palace’ as chief Corgi groomer in a soon to be released docu-drama highlighting the exciting behind the scenes life of these lovable Canines. She assures us that she is close to a full recovery despite being found barking at seaweed on particularly clear nights.

Ala has, for the last four years, been living in an Asda shopping trolley on the outskirts of Penryn. Despite the lack of creature comforts, she has managed to maintain a rigorous training regime and has recently received confirmation of her place on the British Olympic team for 2012. She is, however, still struggling to find a sponsor to support her campaign partly due to the fact no one has ever heard of competitive bubble chasing.

RYA Dinghy instructor
BCU level 1 coach
RYA Start Windsurfing instructor
BSAC Snorkelling Instructor

Matt the most lovable member of our crew has just smuggled himself out of France where he was on the run from the authorities following an incident where he was forced to defend himself against an angry mob after being mistakenly identified as the Duke of Wellington . His immense bulk and awkward demeanour make him very uncomfortable to be around but despite these impediments he is a useful chap to have around for his ability to lift heavy objects and frighten seagulls.

Rob has recently been recognised by Lord Duncan of Mylor for his efforts during the 2010 ferret uprising. He single- handedly diverted the angry stream of rodents into the factory where as I’m sure you are aware the rebellion was crushed using nothing more than a large stick of celery and a smattering of nasal discharge. Rob is still adjusting to his new position as head of moral at Elemental UK and is intending to use his new found notoriety to publicise Elementals ‘Kids Club’ in the run up to next summer season.

BCU level 1 Coach
ASI Level 2 Sup Instructor

Known for his false limp and strange dress sense, Will is generally ignored by most due to the bizarre pitch of his voice. When not at the centre Will can often be found digging tiny holes in the flower beds of local parks in which to hide his extensive collection of children’s socks.